Archive for February, 2008
What’s the deal with Tips?
Seriously who came up with this ridiculous idea of relying on tips for pay? I asked my self this exact question when a Taxi driver was clearly confused why I didn’t tip him. Like what the hell. I know I probably look like a tourist to you but I’m not stupid. The fare ran to [...]
Filed under: Life | 9 Comments
Business Sense My Ass
Today on the Opinionado learning channel, let us tackle some more nonsense. Today’s article is fueled by yet another bullshit how-to article. This time it’s called “How To Make A Million Before You Turn 20“.
I advise you to read the article and when you feel your critical thinking kicking in, please do comeback and finish [...]
Filed under: Business | Leave a Comment
1 Thing Life Failed To Teach You
I love these self help articles that have become such a craze. Twenty ways to spice up your sex life, 10 things you wish you knew yesterday, 15 things not to say to your girlfriend and so on. In fact they are such a hit, that you can’t have a successful blog without at least [...]
Filed under: Life | 1 Comment
Pick your cult
There exist these two cults whose members feel they are superior (in every way) to the members of the other cult. Now when I say cult, I don’t mean in it like one would when referring to Scientology for example. I mean it in the sense that both of these groups practice mental oppression.
The two [...]
Filed under: Education, Life, People, Religion | 6 Comments
Oh no, the tubes!!!
In case you haven’t heard. Somebody is swimming around cutting cross-continental fiber optic cables. You probably know them by a different name, “the inter tubes“. Basically the foundation for communication of the Internet.
There are many theories out there as to who is the culprit. Some are speculating that Cloverfield was in fact a documentary from [...]
Filed under: World | 2 Comments
Today, let me tackle the age old question. The one that has everybody talking about nothing. Why is mary-gee-wanna illegal?
I, of course, happen to know the answer. I swear I can hear you thinking “the answer is 42 hehehe”, but unfortunately our decimal system is far too immature to represent the real answer.
The real reason [...]
Filed under: Health | Leave a Comment
North American kids are stupid
You know what’s a good question? Why American kids hate books. Even though I can already hear you scrolling angrily to the comment section to inform me of how popular Harry Potter is. I would like you to save your breath because Harry Potter does not count as literature.
Mike Elgan over at ComputerWorld has written [...]
Filed under: Education | 5 Comments
Google is a cry-baby
I like Google. Or rather I liked Google. Past tense because they are impressing me less and less as they grow. Their ego is becoming unmanageable. Check out this official Google blog post about their thoughts on Microsoft’s bid for Yahoo!.
My thoughts and feelings can be summed up with a simple phrase, “Google, you’re a [...]
Filed under: Business | 3 Comments
