On-Ramp Madness
Today’s post is not really inspired by any new article or story. Today’s post is a result of daily frustration inflicted upon me by incompetent drivers.
There’s obviously a lot to be discussed. However I will concentrate my hatred on those that went through driving school, have been driving for god-knows how long and still have not understood the point of an on-ramp or a merge lane.
Maybe it’s just my luck but I seem to be always stuck behind some douche bag who stops right at the start of the on-ramp (on the highway) or merge lane (regular street intersection) and just idles waiting for somebody to let them in. I literally want to get out of my car, slash their tires, cut up their driver’s license and tip over their car into a ditch (fyi: frustration = adrenaline = super strength). Instead what I do is idle waiting until the moron grows a pair and realizes that IN ORDER TO MERGE YOU MUST PICK UP SPEED TO MATCH THE MOVING TRAFFIC.
The whole point of these on-ramps and merge lanes is to KEEP TRAFFIC MOVING. If they wanted you to stop and merge they’d put up a stop sign. Open merge lanes are there to be used. Accelerate, signal that you need to merge and watch as a spot magically opens up. That way you keep traffic moving. The worst thing you could possibly do during busy traffic times is to break and or come a complete stop for a moronic reason.
I can literally write a book about how much driving around with idiots on the road aggravates me, how much time it wastes and how old people need to be stripped of their license before they run off the road and kill somebody.
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